The Brass Monkey: $39 for Billiards Package for Two Including Five Hours of Play, Pitcher of Beer, and Wings (55% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $39 for Billiards Package for Two Including Five Hours of Play, Pitcher of Beer, and Wings

Buy now for only $39
Value $86
Discount 55%
You Save $47

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Thursday, September 15, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Four 9′ & 12 7′ billiard tables, darts & live music entertain players while they much on wings & sip beer in a New York–style bar

The Fine Print
Expires in 1 year
Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only.

The Brass Monkey
Sheahan Estates – Trend Village – Arlington Woods
250 Greenbank Rd. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.brassmonkeybilliards.com/home/

Today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a billiards package for two at The Brass Monkey (an $86.42 value including HST). The billiards package includes:

  • Five hours of play (a $56.50 value including HST)
  • One pitcher of beer (a $17.50 value including HST)
  • One pound of wings (a $12.42 value including HST)

The Brass Monkey models itself after New York–style bars, encouraging revelry with 16 billiard tables, darts, draft beers, a menu of pub fare, and live music. Pool pairs grab sticks and a trash-talk phrase book as they deliberate play on one of four 9′ Crown tables, four 7′ Brunswick tables, or eight 7′ coin-operated Valley tables ($1.50/game). As solids and stripes scuttle across the felt, players snack on a pound of jumbo wings spun in choice of sauce including four levels of hot, honey garlic, smoky chipotle, dry Cajun, or island jerk, plus a choice of ranch of blue cheese for dipping. Six draft beer varieties from Rickard’s Red to Budweiser fill pitchers and refuel quests to secure an evening’s worth of bragging rights or a full chalk beard. On Fridays and Saturdays, cue comrades can catch performances from original and cover bands, and Thursday nights, an open mic showcases local talent. The Brass Monkey also supplies free dartboards, though patrons must supply their own darts.

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Southern Cross Grill: $20 for $40 Worth of Mexican-Fusion Fare (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $20 for $40 Worth of Mexican-Fusion Fare

Buy now for only $20
Value $40
Discount 50%
You Save $20

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Wednesday, September 14, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Chefs put exotic twists on Mexican-inspired fare such as grilled tuna medallions & Mexican lasagna in this colourful hotel restaurant.

The Fine Print
Expires Mar 8, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only. Valid only for the dinner menu.

Southern Cross Grill
Ottawa
404 Queen St. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.thesoutherncross.ca/

Today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of Mexican-fusion fare at Southern Cross Grill in the Parliament Hill Radisson Hotel.

The flavour technicians at Southern Cross Grill rouse palates with hearty portions of grilled meat and seafood in modern dishes inspired by Mexico and the Southwest. Guests can jumpstart taste buds with an antojitos ($11.99), a baked tortilla rented out to grilled chicken, bacon, and cream cheese or with the lemon and pepper spiced ahi tuna crisps ($11.99). Under southwestern inspired tapestries and a canopy of multicolour string lights, grilled pork tenderloin ($19.99) floats, like a benevolent poltergeist, to dining tables, where it enlists a savoury port-rosemary reduction to enchant customers into involuntary chewing. Southern Cross Grill embraces its roots with a chimichanga entree ($14.99) that sequesters Mexican stewed chicken and ranch-style beans to a fried tortilla cove, and the stuffed sweet peppers ($13.99) house heaping portions of vegetables and rice drizzled with a lemon-poppy seed yogourt.

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Beau’s Oktoberfest: Admission to Beau’s Oktoberfest. Three Options Available. (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: Admission to Beau’s Oktoberfest. Three Options Available.

Buy now from only $18
Value $36
Discount 50%
You Save $18

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Fundraising fest delights all ages with craft beers from Ontario & Quebec, live music & myriad activities including Kinderfest family area

The Fine Print
Expiration varies
Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 19 or older to consume alcohol. Attendees 19 or younger must be accompanied by an adult.

Beau’s Oktoberfest
Vankleek Hill Fairgrounds
92 Main St. W, Vankleek Hill, Ontario
http://www.beaus.ca/oktoberfest

Today’s Groupon to Beau’s Oktoberfest in Vankleek Hill, presented by Beau’s Natural Brewing Company. Oktoberfest runs on Friday, September 30 from 12 p.m. to 10 p.m., Saturday, October 1 from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Sunday, October 2 from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the Vankleek Hill Fairgrounds. Choose from the following options:

For $18, you get two general admission tickets for Friday, September 30 (a $36 value).

For $23, you get a family pass valid for two general admission tickets and two kids’ tickets for Sunday, October 2 (a $46 value).

For $22, you get one three-day festival pass (a $45 value). Each ticket includes the following:

  • A pretzel
  • A complimentary beverage of beer, pop, or water
  • A souvenir alpine hat

Beau’s Natural Brewing Company hosts a rollicking Oktoberfest for the whole family, delighting guests of all ages with myriad events and activities while raising funds for the Canadian Red Cross, Good Food Revolution, and the VKH Agricultural Society. A speaker series helmed by internationally acclaimed beer experts keeps hops scholars abreast of sudsy subjects, and the seven varieties of Beau’s beer on tap and other craft brews from Ontario and Quebec keep bodies at proper beer-homeostasis levels. Noshers can nibble through the bevy of Bavarian-inspired comestibles forged by local restaurants, and family units can partake in Teutonic revelry at the kinderfest as they work through their fears of laughter with DooDoo the clown and paint pumpkins to look like slightly oversized basketballs.

All weekend, ear canals drink in a veritable sound banquet whipped up by live entertainment from a number of independent artists including Jim Bryson on Friday night and Sunday’s Grammy-grabbing Walter Ostanek, hailed as Canada’s Polka King. Traditional Bavarian dancing by the Maple Leaf-Almrausch Schuhplattlers group employs whips, bells, and laser-shooting lederhosen to embellish their fancy footing as spectators don their included souvenir Alpine hats to unleash their inner sideline-yodellers.

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HOT DEAL: Anytime Fitness: $20 for 30-Day Fitness Package (Save $295 or 94% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $20 for 30-Day Fitness Package ($315 Value)

Buy now for only $20
Value $315
Discount 94%
You Save $295

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Monday, September 12, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
24-hour gym augments cardio & weight equipment with instruction from personal trainers, tanning facilities & private bathrooms

The Fine Print
Expires Jan 13, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate by 1/13/12, membership expires 30 days from activation. Appointment required for personal training sessions. Must be 18 or older. Valid only for listed location.

Anytime Fitness
Kanata
457 Hazeldean Rd., Unit 2, Kanata, Ontario
http://www.anytimefitness.com/en-us/clubs/2632

Today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-day fitness package at private fitness club Anytime Fitness in Kanata (a $315 total value).

The package includes:
30-day membership (a $75 value)
Three 30-minute personal-training sessions (a $150 value)
24-hour access key (a $40 value)
Access to tanning facilities (a $50 value)

Anytime Fitness augments its arsenal of cardio and strength equipment with guidance from a seasoned staff of certified personal trainers. With a 24-hour access key, clients can fine-tune their physiques at all hours, from early-morning cardio on treadmills to late-night weight training with the man in the moon. After workouts, members bask in the privacy of private restrooms and showers or acquire a bronzed hue to complement newborn musculature in Anytime Fitness’s tanning facilities.

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HOT DEAL: Dymon Self Storage: $75 for $300 Toward Storage-Unit Rental (75% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $75 for $300 Toward Storage-Unit Rental

Buy now for only $75
Value $300
Discount 75%
You Save $225

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Sunday, September 11, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Secure storage facility with convenient amenities including 24/7 access, security systems & free truck with driver for move-in

The Fine Print
Expires Mar 12, 2012
Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per rental unit. Subject to availability. New rentals only, not applicable to current leases or currently occupied units. Minimum size for unit is 50 sq. ft. May use with other Dymon promotions. Valid only at Bank St., Innes Rd., Auriga Dr., Coventry Rd, and Walkley Rd. locations.

Dymon Self Storage
http://www.dymonselfstorage.com/


South Keys
2420 Bank St. Ottawa, Ontario

Prince of Wales
27 Auriga Dr. Ottawa, Ontario

Innes West
4338 Innes Rd. Ottawa, Ontario

Lynx Stadium
323 Coventry Rd. Ottawa, Ontario

Ottawa
1830 Walkley Rd. Ottawa, Ontario

Today’s Groupon: for $75, you get $300 toward the rental of a new storage unit (a minimum of 50 sq. ft.) at Dymon Self Storage. This Groupon is valid at five locations on Bank Street, Innes Road, Auriga Drive, Coventry Road, and Walkley Road.

Dymon Self Storage keeps personal belongings tucked safely and soundly in secure facilities that boast convenient services and amenities such as 24-hour video surveillance. Rental units are leased on a month-to-month basis and come in a variety of sizes, including a 50-square-foot unit ($125/month), a 100-square-foot unit ($187/month), and a 250-square-foot unit ($357/month) perfectly sized to store larger items and smaller storage units. On move-in day, Dymon dispatches a complimentary truck and driver to ferry the soon-to-be-stashed goods to the storage facility. Doodads and whatsits hunker down in their new abodes, revelling in the humidity- and climate-controlled air that safeguards squirrelled-away ice sculptures and keeps wig collections from getting too frizzy. With computerized, 24/7 access to leased lots, stowers can drop in unannounced at any time, and individual alarms and motion detectors on each unit guard against absconding armoires. An enclosed drive-in bay allows patrons to load and unload their vehicles while remaining sheltered from the elements.

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Canada Agriculture Museum: Two Adult Museum Admissions or Family Museum Admission (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: Two Adult Museum Admissions or Family Museum Admission

Buy now from only $7
Value $14
Discount 50%
You Save $7

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Saturday, September 10, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Working farm presents guests with sustainable energy exhibit, animals & live demonstrations to illuminate Canada’s agricultural heritage

The Fine Print
Expires Nov 30, 2011
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid 10/8-10/10. Not valid on holiday weekends.

Canada Agriculture Museum
Central Experimental Farm
901 Prince of Whales Dr. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.agriculture.technomuses.ca/

Today’s Groupon to the Canada Agriculture Museum. Choose between the following options:

  • For $7, you get two adult admissions (a $14 value).
  • For $8, you get a family admission valid for two adults and up to three children (a $16 value).

Set on a working farm, the Canada Agriculture Museum illuminates Canada’s rich agricultural history via interactive exhibits and informative presentations. The Energy Park: Nature at Work outdoor display showcases the farm’s use of renewable solar energy, wind energy, and caffeinated toddler energy. Gawk at a live hive in the Taking Care of Beesness exhibit, which champions the small-but-mighty pollinator. Additionally, visitors can traipse through the Dairy Barn and make secret hoofshakes with 45 dairy cows, or head over the small-animal barn, where goats, pigs, and sheep discuss the market price of corn. Check the activities and events page to coordinate visits with a host of daily demonstrations and other events.

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