HOT DEAL: TESOL Express: $79 for 120-Hour TEFL Advanced Certificate Online Course (Save $520 or 87% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $79 for 120-Hour TEFL Advanced Certificate Online Course ($599 Value)

Buy now for only $79
Value $599
Discount 87%
You Save $520

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Monday, September 19, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Online courses accredit students for teaching English to non-English speakers with help of personal tutor and access to job database

The Fine Print
Expires in 1 year
Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 9/23/11. Must activate by 9/20/12, course expires 100 days from activation. Online only.

TESOL Express
Redeem online
http://www.tesolexpressonline.com/

Today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a 120-Hour Advanced Certificate Online Course TESOL Express (a $599 value).

TESOL Express equips English-speaking tongues to teach one of the world’s most useful lexicons to non-English-speaking students. Advanced Certificate lessons prepare learners to pass the internationally recognized Teaching Knowledge Test at their leisure with sessions available online at any time of day, which can open doors to securing English-teaching jobs around the world. Budding lexicographers pack their knowledge receptacles with lessons that break down the English language into digestible morsels, as well as with the fundamentals of lesson planning and classroom management. TESOL Express’s “specialist modules,” elective courses that reveal tips for teaching young learners and managing large classes, keep soon-to-be teachers’ minds as agile as a cheetah on a dancing television show. Additionally, a personal tutor is on hand to shepherd students through the course.

After successfully completing the course, students receive the TESOL Advanced Certificate, which they can then fold into a paper airplane and throw at a globe to divine their teaching destination. Alternatively, a contact database allows graduates to search thousands of language schools around the world to discern their ideal location. For more details, check the FAQ page here.

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McMaze: Corn Maze and Haunted Walk for Two. Three Options Available. (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: Corn Maze and Haunted Walk for Two. Three Options Available.

Buy now from only $10
Value $20
Discount 50%
You Save $10

This is a limited 3-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Monday, September 19, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Five mazes include 3.5-acre corn maze, haze maze, & door maze, plus access to pumpkin patch & nighttime corn maze, wagon ride & bush walk

The Fine Print
Expiration varies
Valid only for option purchased. Pumpkin Season option not valid until 10/1/11; Haunted North option not valid until 10/14/11. Reservations required for Haunted North option. Subject to weather.

McMaze
St. Andrew’s
17049 Willy Allan Rd. St. Andrew’s, Ontario
http://www.mcmaze.ca/

Today’s Groupon to McMaze, located in St. Andrews. Choose from the following options:

For $10, you get two Summer Season corn-maze admissions, valid Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. through Sunday, September 25 (a $20 value).

For $12, you get two Pumpkin Season corn-maze admissions, valid Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. from Saturday, October 1, through Sunday, October 30 (a $24 value).

For $15, you get two Haunted North corn-maze admissions, valid Friday and Saturday nights from October 14 to October 29 (a $30 value). Reservations are required.

McMaze amalgamates family-friendly seasonal activities and sights in the country setting of a working farm. Explorers stalk the stalks of an almost-4-acre corn maze, which wanderers can navigate via geocaching from a GPS-enabled smart phone, or by sending text messages to obtain directional clues or motivational emoticons. Lights and fog infiltrate the Haze Maze, and 52 doors mystify wits and sheltered doorbells in the Door Maze. Kids can also mingle with farmyard beasts, cheer on their chosen creatures at pig and duck races, and chart a course among playground obstacles at Old McDonald’s Playbarn. The farm encourages families to fetch a picnic blanket and unload a packed lunch, as well as peruse the selection of fresh produce (not included with the price of this Groupon) to bring a piece of the farm back home without having to install a backyard mule coop.

Come Pumpkin Season, McMaze opens the pumpkin patch and a mini haunted bush walk, as well as breaks out requisite autumn decorations including indian corn, gourds, and straw. Brave hearts can go behind the backs of their cowardly owners and schedule a night in the Haunted North, where a wagon ride, more than three kilometres of corn maze, and a haunted bush walk near a reputed haunted forest bring adventure-hunters to the stomping grounds of Willy Allan’s ghost.

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wontonmama: Pan-Asian Fare for Lunch or Dinner (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: Pan-Asian Fare for Lunch or Dinner

Buy now from only $10
Value $20
Discount 50%
You Save $10

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Saturday, September 17, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Dishes such as sushi, noodles & curries represent cuisines from China, Thailand, Vietnam & Japan

The Fine Print
Expires Mar 18, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Valid only for option purchased. Must purchase 1 food item. Dine-in only. Not valid for in house summer specials.

wontonmama
Byward Market
109 Clarence St. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.wontonmama.com/

Today’s Groupon to wontonmama, located in ByWard Market. Choose between the following options:

For $10, you get $20 worth of pan-Asian fare for lunch, served 11:30 a.m.–3 p.m.
For $20, you get $40 worth pan-Asian fare for dinner, served after 3 p.m.

Specializing in Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, and Japanese cuisines, wontonmama’s chefs speedily serve creative pan-Asian dishes during dinner and lunch. Servings of crispy pork belly or chicken need not commit to a single mood by donning a cinnamon sweet-and-sour sauce that envelops accessories of eggplant and pineapple ($15). Yellow curry covers a bounty of fried Japanese tofu, bell pepper, and zucchini ($12-$19); spider sushi rolls wrap crispy soft-shell crab, cucumber, avocado, and spicy mayo beneath a flourish of eel sauce ($13). The spicy seafood vermicelli noodle soup’s spicy coconut broth doubles as a hot tub for jumbo shrimp and scallops, bean sprouts, and king oyster mushrooms ($12 for lunch, $16 for dinner). Emphasizing texture and light, wontonmama’s decor enlivens environs by juxtaposing plush seating with stone walls and illuminating the bar’s sleek lines with red and purple lights.

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Mrs. Tiggy Winkle’s: $15 for $30 Worth of Toys and Games (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $15 for $30 Worth of Toys and Games

Buy now for only $15
Value $30
Discount 50%
You Save $15

This is a limited 4-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Sunday, September 18, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Baby dolls, Klutz craft books, Thomas the Tank Engine trains, board games, costumes & craft kits busy young minds

The Fine Print
Expires Feb 28, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. In-store only. Not valid for sale items.

Mrs. Tiggy Winkle’s
Glebe – Dows Lake
801 Bank St. Ottawa, Ontario

Westboro
315 Richmond Rd. Ottawa, Ontario

Bayshore Mall
100 Bayshore Dr. Ottawa, Ontario

Rideau Centre
50 Rideau St. Ottawa, Ontario

Place D’Orleans Mall
110 Place D’Orleans Blvd. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.mrstiggywinkles.ca/

Today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of toys and games at Mrs. Tiggy Winkle’s. This Groupon is valid at five Ottawa locations on Bank Street, Richmond Road, Bayshore Drive, Rideau Street, and Place D’Orleans Boulevard.

Mrs. Tiggy Winkle’s shelves stock innovative and traditional toys, games, crafts, and books to busy burgeoning minds. A helpful staff guides patrons toward the ideal toy to stimulate toddlers or distract newborns from the fact that they have no hair. Jaws gnaw on Sophie the Giraffe, a teething toy crafted from 100 per cent natural rubber ($24.99), and older tykes can nurture a Corolle baby doll ($37.99). Costumes by Melissa and Doug encourage a more theatrical playtime ($34.99), and Thomas the Tank Engine wooden trains and Lego blocks ($6.99+) keeps hands nimble. Pint-sized progeny can also skim the pages of Klutz craft books ($11.99–$24.99) or stitch secret compartments within stuffed animals with an introductory sewing kit ($29.99).

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The Brass Monkey: $39 for Billiards Package for Two Including Five Hours of Play, Pitcher of Beer, and Wings (55% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $39 for Billiards Package for Two Including Five Hours of Play, Pitcher of Beer, and Wings

Buy now for only $39
Value $86
Discount 55%
You Save $47

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Thursday, September 15, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Four 9′ & 12 7′ billiard tables, darts & live music entertain players while they much on wings & sip beer in a New York–style bar

The Fine Print
Expires in 1 year
Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only.

The Brass Monkey
Sheahan Estates – Trend Village – Arlington Woods
250 Greenbank Rd. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.brassmonkeybilliards.com/home/

Today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a billiards package for two at The Brass Monkey (an $86.42 value including HST). The billiards package includes:

  • Five hours of play (a $56.50 value including HST)
  • One pitcher of beer (a $17.50 value including HST)
  • One pound of wings (a $12.42 value including HST)

The Brass Monkey models itself after New York–style bars, encouraging revelry with 16 billiard tables, darts, draft beers, a menu of pub fare, and live music. Pool pairs grab sticks and a trash-talk phrase book as they deliberate play on one of four 9′ Crown tables, four 7′ Brunswick tables, or eight 7′ coin-operated Valley tables ($1.50/game). As solids and stripes scuttle across the felt, players snack on a pound of jumbo wings spun in choice of sauce including four levels of hot, honey garlic, smoky chipotle, dry Cajun, or island jerk, plus a choice of ranch of blue cheese for dipping. Six draft beer varieties from Rickard’s Red to Budweiser fill pitchers and refuel quests to secure an evening’s worth of bragging rights or a full chalk beard. On Fridays and Saturdays, cue comrades can catch performances from original and cover bands, and Thursday nights, an open mic showcases local talent. The Brass Monkey also supplies free dartboards, though patrons must supply their own darts.

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Southern Cross Grill: $20 for $40 Worth of Mexican-Fusion Fare (50% Off)

Groupon Ottawa Deal of the Day: $20 for $40 Worth of Mexican-Fusion Fare

Buy now for only $20
Value $40
Discount 50%
You Save $20

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Wednesday, September 14, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

In a Nutshell
Chefs put exotic twists on Mexican-inspired fare such as grilled tuna medallions & Mexican lasagna in this colourful hotel restaurant.

The Fine Print
Expires Mar 8, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only. Valid only for the dinner menu.

Southern Cross Grill
Ottawa
404 Queen St. Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.thesoutherncross.ca/

Today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of Mexican-fusion fare at Southern Cross Grill in the Parliament Hill Radisson Hotel.

The flavour technicians at Southern Cross Grill rouse palates with hearty portions of grilled meat and seafood in modern dishes inspired by Mexico and the Southwest. Guests can jumpstart taste buds with an antojitos ($11.99), a baked tortilla rented out to grilled chicken, bacon, and cream cheese or with the lemon and pepper spiced ahi tuna crisps ($11.99). Under southwestern inspired tapestries and a canopy of multicolour string lights, grilled pork tenderloin ($19.99) floats, like a benevolent poltergeist, to dining tables, where it enlists a savoury port-rosemary reduction to enchant customers into involuntary chewing. Southern Cross Grill embraces its roots with a chimichanga entree ($14.99) that sequesters Mexican stewed chicken and ranch-style beans to a fried tortilla cove, and the stuffed sweet peppers ($13.99) house heaping portions of vegetables and rice drizzled with a lemon-poppy seed yogourt.

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